Best Cop Ever - Doin What I Do

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Gary Owen

Ай мурун

What I really learned on my first night after writing up my first DUI

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AlphaFemale_33
AlphaFemale_33 3 күн мурун
2:53 🤣🤣🤣
Spiritual Cat Lover
Spiritual Cat Lover 7 күн мурун
LMAO.!!!! 😹😹😹
Dylan Lunsford
Dylan Lunsford 14 күн мурун
He was only paid $512 every 2 weeks in the navy?!?!? Is that including what does to his family too?? That’s a shit wage.
Erin Contreras
Erin Contreras 20 күн мурун
Where to get full stand up
cskibb67
cskibb67 22 күн мурун
I worked with Gary at night as a cop...he aint lyin!!! He was funny as fuck back then to! 94-95 NAB
Bored With you
Bored With you 25 күн мурун
Apparently your not the best husband ever! Your wife left your dry ass!!! Hashtag.. doing what you do! Haaaaaaaaaaaa
Ronald Hess
Ronald Hess 27 күн мурун
Why do modern comics have to use vulger language. No class. Baby!
James Rettig
James Rettig 27 күн мурун
Corny
Big Dog187
Big Dog187 28 күн мурун
This is so funny!!! A must watch
Pedro DaRosa
Pedro DaRosa 28 күн мурун
To Funny ‼️ 😂😂😂😂😂
Nathan Samuels
Nathan Samuels 28 күн мурун
😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hideki Synth
Hideki Synth 29 күн мурун
So owen did you really split from your wife.........
Brian knows
Brian knows 29 күн мурун
😂😂😂😂
Apollo The Moon Man
Apollo The Moon Man 29 күн мурун
“Cant stop wont stop 512 every two weeks”😂
Mike Benedetto
Mike Benedetto 29 күн мурун
haha
DANNY D
DANNY D 29 күн мурун
Gary Owen 🔥
Suga Bee TV
Suga Bee TV 29 күн мурун
Welcome home Baby😆😂🤣
Aaron Powers
Aaron Powers 29 күн мурун
This matha fack is funny as shit Haha ha
Malbor Xhukellari
Malbor Xhukellari 29 күн мурун
It's hilarious
Magenta Tiger
Magenta Tiger Ай мурун
🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂🥰
Magenta Tiger
Magenta Tiger Ай мурун
Sorry to hear about the break up. I wish you all the best.
Yep! I Said It
Yep! I Said It Ай мурун
*This is some funny stuff as usual Gary!*
Bibi Blue
Bibi Blue Ай мурун
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Jeffrey Fun
Jeffrey Fun Ай мурун
I just hate the wigga accent
Samurai Nelson
Samurai Nelson Ай мурун
Yet he could see his wife leaving him.
James Cross
James Cross Ай мурун
Hilarious
Vykros
Vykros Ай мурун
There is no quota, but they will suggest getting at least a few tickets or incident calls to show that you are doing your job on the road. The people who are racking up a high volume of tickets are usually people new to the police service or people who want to look good come promotion time. Great video!
A. F.
A. F. Ай мурун
Bro this was me! S*** always popped off 30 minutes before shift change, we ain't getting paid overtime! 😆
Slimm
Slimm Ай мурун
Former Navy Police My motto was whenever somebody came back to the base drunk I’d tell em “If the real cops didn’t getcha then I ain’t fck’n witcha. If you can make it to the gate then you can make it to the barracks. Have a goodnight.” and hand him/her their I.D back lol✌🏾
JusJoexKing
JusJoexKing Ай мурун
Wishing you the best! Keep us laughing!
Quanita Moore
Quanita Moore Ай мурун
🤣🤣🤣
Brandon Dixon
Brandon Dixon Ай мурун
🤣🤣🤣 one of my favorite stand-up
Captain Anarchy
Captain Anarchy Ай мурун
Ok Gary, now.. *You* of all white people i would've expected might know this but 10-2 is for driving while black too. AND i was taught to have my L's and registration ready in the left hand nearest the window so i dont have to "make any sudden movements".. Add that to the list homie.
kisha mceady
kisha mceady Ай мурун
He is the funniest 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Sandie Serrano
Sandie Serrano Ай мурун
Growing up in San Diego in the 80s..more than we would cross the border coming back from Tijuana at 4 in the morning. There was a Jack in the Box right there we would buy greasy food to sop up the alcohol
desmon margan
desmon margan Ай мурун
Its still there!!!!
Maximus Noctua
Maximus Noctua Ай мурун
Thank you Gary. You made my day I love you.
Martin Rodriguez
Martin Rodriguez Ай мурун
This is some funny ish!
ktm196
ktm196 Ай мурун
If you make it all thar way and didnt wreck the car or hit the ditch passed out i think youre driving better than most sober people i know
Rosalind Gibbs
Rosalind Gibbs Ай мурун
Oh, Lord 😆😅🤣 .
Juliussmoothie
Juliussmoothie Ай мурун
Literally building a house and putting up the framing on the floor 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Abba Alexander
Abba Alexander Ай мурун
You got me rolling 😀🏎️⛽🍷
chendretta hall
chendretta hall Ай мурун
See thats y i love gary... He understand the process
Alaska Too Short
Alaska Too Short Ай мурун
HILARIOUS!! But he does have a good point! If you manage to make it to the base 🗣YOU DID WHAT YOU NEEDED TO DO!!!👏🏾🤷🏾‍♀️🤣🤣🤣
KPOP GURL
KPOP GURL Ай мурун
DEADASS lmao as long as u ain’t kill nobody on ya way u good baby 😂😂😂
Ess Ji
Ess Ji Ай мурун
Need more cops like Gary!
Money mike Slick will
Money mike Slick will Ай мурун
As a vet this is funny lol i wish all Sf was like this
Scooter Lee1775
Scooter Lee1775 Ай мурун
Always write security forces. Or write MP. Most civs will think you mean Special Forces. Which is only army.
Sleeps BanginXV3st
Sleeps BanginXV3st Ай мурун
Just had to mention you're a vet?
xenocore01
xenocore01 Ай мурун
Gary, wish you could have been guarding Tinker back in the 90s. You made getting to the base gate feel like winning The Price is Right man. Kudos.
Sierra Biagas
Sierra Biagas 17 күн мурун
Tinker Air Force Base? I went to their elementary school in the 90's lol
Deborah James
Deborah James Ай мурун
I just laughed my ass of thanks Gary ♥️
Ricardo Del Jesus
Ricardo Del Jesus Ай мурун
I can’t stop laughing 😂😂😂
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