Catching COVID

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Gary Owen

11 күн мурун

That morning when you catch COVID but you're trying to convince yourself you don't have it.

Tyler Forsythe
Tyler Forsythe Күн мурун
You can tell he lying bout covid.. nigga what you know that you aint telling us bout this vaccine?? 🤣🤣🤣
The Judge
The Judge Күн мурун
Prayer Warriors assemble!!!!!
Journeys In This Crazy World
Journeys In This Crazy World Күн мурун
Wow 8 ppl glad y'all all good
spicyc69 Күн мурун
I usually find you to be really funny. But this time around, you just sound like an ass man. My cousin got covid and now needs a new heart. Don't be an ass. Be grateful that you did survive it.
Diamond Eubanks
Diamond Eubanks 3 күн мурун
Man, he wasn't lying! The first day I'm wondering why my head hurts and my food tastes horrible. Day 2 I felt like I was hit by a damn semi truck! Thank God it lasted only 14 days. I feel so bad for long haulers.
Unique Monique
Unique Monique 3 күн мурун
I'm happy to hear u beat it & doing better. Hope ur family didn't get it.
Rome Yaheard
Rome Yaheard 4 күн мурун
Cindy Smith
Cindy Smith 4 күн мурун
Alison Connor
Alison Connor 5 күн мурун
The parched freckle surprisingly lighten because store precisely knit towards a quick yam. foolish, common alto
Orfalina Meeks
Orfalina Meeks 5 күн мурун
The Power of Prayer is very Real and Powerful And not stupid. Watch your feet loose your seat mijo... You lucky I like yo funny azz or I would have had to take you to the KING...😏😊😏😊
ak 5 күн мурун
Tommy from power does comedy now
GODz Shadow
GODz Shadow 5 күн мурун
Keep Your Distance Comedy.....that was a fun night to watch. PRAYER WARRIORS!!
THE BOX 5 күн мурун
toronto daddy
toronto daddy 5 күн мурун
Got c19 last March. Was an extended flu. No loss of taste or smell. Over 83% who get it don't even get a symptom
Madril S
Madril S 5 күн мурун
You know them Magic Johnson phone calls were awkward af. LO
Immortal Beast
Immortal Beast 5 күн мурун
The part about him losing taste killed me lol
Daniel Dan
Daniel Dan 6 күн мурун
Funny dude wish i could see him in San Antonio this weekend. Stay safe yall
Sandra Ifeachor
Sandra Ifeachor 6 күн мурун
Prayer Warriors 🤣🤣🤣
kiatu kichafu
kiatu kichafu 6 күн мурун
400k are real numbers, real humans, family who lost their lives, nothing funny....god bless the united states
toronto daddy
toronto daddy 5 күн мурун
Over 99.001% of them died of something else but had traces of a coronavirus. Pcr tests don't find c19. Cheers
Insert Name Here
Insert Name Here 7 күн мурун
Ur welcome, Gary. I was one of ur prayer warriors😂 (Technically🤔 I prayed for everyone but he was included😂)
william stoliker
william stoliker 7 күн мурун
Gary Owens is about as fake as his black accent he purposely appropriates. This dude will talk as white as he has ever been with callen, yet when he does his set he is just as black as he has never been. Where is all my SJDubs?
The Mix
The Mix 3 күн мурун
Wtf are you even talking bout
Dana 7 күн мурун
You better find you some prayer warriors. I guess you don't know the community like you think you do. Tread lightly Gary!
Kevin Walker
Kevin Walker 7 күн мурун
Lol I bet he has to carry his Interpreter with him everywhere he goes! Wouldn't fir subtitles nobody could even understand this Poser!!
Zach Mckinney
Zach Mckinney 7 күн мурун
Why does he try to sound black sometimes
dj cutarekord
dj cutarekord 8 күн мурун
I HEARD. That whiskey supposed to help destroy the virus. And coconut oil. Peace to you and your family.
Sophie L
Sophie L 6 күн мурун
Are you serious? That's a recipe for diarrhea, not a covid cure.
aChosenone82 8 күн мурун
CDC and the WHO are lying about the numbers so all of a sudden everybody in the world doesn’t believe that the flu exists anymore or that cancer is still killing people to this day or aids or heart attacks or car crashes....all deaths now are suddenly Covid!!!! My wife and I had Covid last year in November and my wife was seven months pregnant and we both made it we had a few symptoms and maybe 8 to 9 days later we were fine. Do not believe the hype of the main stream media!!!!
E M 8 күн мурун
I'm a gary fan...Parts of this was funny cause I had covid and could relate. But the part about 400,000 deaths kinda sounded minimizing. Probably wasn't so funny to those who lost loved ones. Timing Bro....Maybe was just too early. Still luv ya though. We all say dumb shit.
toronto daddy
toronto daddy 5 күн мурун
True c19 deaths are between 25-30 thousand
Smartacles Llama
Smartacles Llama 8 күн мурун
Too soon mane. Too soon
Inigo Montoya
Inigo Montoya 8 күн мурун
Who threw it? Is my question.
Hmoob Beast
Hmoob Beast 8 күн мурун
Christina A
Christina A 8 күн мурун
You can get Covid more than once, you can get it even if vaccinated, there is a new and powerful strain. I'm so tired of people with platforms sending out false information or diminishing Covid.
Martin Rodriguez
Martin Rodriguez 8 күн мурун
I enjoy Gary’s comedy but This isn’t so funny when u have a relative that has passed from Covid!
toronto daddy
toronto daddy 5 күн мурун
@Martin Rodriguez 0.0003% he died from c19. Educate yourself
Martin Rodriguez
Martin Rodriguez 5 күн мурун
My cousin died from Covid, so u should educate yourself!
toronto daddy
toronto daddy 5 күн мурун
Next to nobody has died from c19. Educate yourself
The Prestriedge
The Prestriedge 8 күн мурун
Prayer Warriors AMEN.......
Danny Williams
Danny Williams 9 күн мурун
I've lost about 10 family members to it mainly older ones....But it was still funny. Gotta have some laughter in life you dont know how long you have.
toronto daddy
toronto daddy 3 күн мурун
@The Mix lol
The Mix
The Mix 3 күн мурун
@toronto daddy I hope you get it bad
toronto daddy
toronto daddy 5 күн мурун
@Danny Williams Lol. 0.003% death rate and your family gets 10. Hilarious
Danny Williams
Danny Williams 5 күн мурун
@toronto daddy 10 family members over a year. They were all old yes all over 70 but slobs no. Watch your mouth keyboard warrior.
toronto daddy
toronto daddy 5 күн мурун
Lol. 10 family members. Why don't I believe you? We're they all old, day slobs?
Jason Wade
Jason Wade 9 күн мурун
It's called a cold. Oh my bad flu and cold dont exist anymore. Who wouldn't of thunk that all it would have took is a pandemic to cure the common cold and flu??
Lorrie Brown
Lorrie Brown 9 күн мурун
...too soon Gary. You're on a slippery slope. Chicken may come home to roost.
RileyCj 9 күн мурун
I had it and I've recovered guys Glory to God ♥️
Darin Cates
Darin Cates 9 күн мурун
Najah Zenthoefer
Najah Zenthoefer 9 күн мурун
Gary's set had me dying!!!!
Me Me
Me Me 9 күн мурун
You have a 90 day resistance to THE particular variant of COVID that you contracted.
Me Me
Me Me 9 күн мурун
Honest...great. Nonchalant about it.. hm.
KoKo's Kouture Closet
KoKo's Kouture Closet 9 күн мурун
Damn, normally you have me laughing til it hurts, but this aint it. Those 400k+ people lacked the celebrity and money you have available for the best care. As someone who has lost 2 people to Covid let me keep in 100........ITS TO EARLY! Im sure all people you gave it to will agree. Also, if you are gonna come to the cookout dont mock our prayer warriors, prayer and the prayer of our annointed is all we have most time. Privilege must be nice.
toronto daddy
toronto daddy 5 күн мурун
Lol 0.03% die from it yet I'd say 50% of sjws online say a relative of theirs dyed from it lol. Foolst
Jaye Johnson
Jaye Johnson 8 күн мурун
Agreed, I hit the like button in mid video until he mentioned the fatalities then I disliked
Tanya Martin
Tanya Martin 9 күн мурун
AGREED! This Ain't it Gary. Wow! I might not have looked at you side ways had you just joked about YOUR Covid experience and recovery. You really had THEE audacity to joke about the number of fatalities and make a mockery of PRAYER Warriors and the power of prayer. God spared your life. I guess that's a joke too.....
C-light 9 күн мурун
This was funny. comedians can joke about the most serious and morbid situations but still make us laugh. Thanks Gary! Glad you’re still here. By the way, for those who are suffering one way or another because of Covid, we’re with you. Keep heart and stay strong.
Shelle Holley
Shelle Holley 9 күн мурун
I think this is the first time Gary had me laughing and crying at the same time he was funny but I've lost two people close to me to covid-19 and several of my family members actually have it in our battling for their lives right now so while I'm happy for Gary and he makes life of his situation and makes it funny it had me crying for the 400,000 that I can count my number in it but I still love Gary
StephKaye Wilson
StephKaye Wilson 9 күн мурун
I am a prayer warrior!!! Really offended and disappointed!!
4Knewt 9 күн мурун
It's ok. He don't know we got the country through that pandemic. Ask the prayer lines that were opened. We was are serious 🙏🏽🙏🏽🤣
emeralds peridot
emeralds peridot 9 күн мурун
😆 GAAAARRRRRYYYYYY!!!!!!! 😂🤣🤣🤣 Dude what the f*%k is wrong with your crazy ass🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣!!!! The whole time you was doing those lock down videos, you were sick?!?!🤣😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣 Be careful about talking about them Prayer Warriors😂...😏 they do exist and in the spirit realm they do look very much like... Braveheartish only better 😉!!! I love how you have a way of saying ANYTHING & it be funny as hell 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣!!!! 🤷🏽‍♀️ How do you do it?!?! ONLY YOU GARY, ONLY YOU 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🤭🤣🤣🤣🤣!!!!!!😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣⚰
mrslst911 9 күн мурун
Mr. Loud
Mr. Loud 9 күн мурун
This kyd special was the shit. You did your thing GO
Shantelle Mcclinton
Shantelle Mcclinton 9 күн мурун
God is not to be Mocked. #sorrynotsorryeverythingisnotajoke
bigpink pencil
bigpink pencil 7 күн мурун
everything is to be mocked
Fast Cars And Fast Ammo
Fast Cars And Fast Ammo 9 күн мурун
You’re fun at parties.
Justin Ferriman
Justin Ferriman 9 күн мурун
This set is super good Gary! I know it's still in the works as it's not *quite* as tight as your other material (yet)... and it's still missing that gut-punch joke you always include in your stories. But still, it was funny!
WorkCanWait 9 күн мурун
Too soon
Chad Glover
Chad Glover 9 күн мурун
Yo! This is funny as HELL! I need a word with the 55 who gave this a thumbs down..why tho?
Miss Jonz
Miss Jonz 9 күн мурун
Prayer warriors 😂🤣😂🤣😂😅😂
B-Town CHILL 9 күн мурун
👍🏿👍🏿 😁😁 💪🏿✊🏿
Theomite 9 күн мурун
He ain't lyin' all that much. I didn't lose my olfactory senses for 5 days so I thought I had a sinus infection. Then day 6 hit and it knocked my ass out. Thankfully, I still wore my mask everywhere so I didn't infect anybody. The one close contact I had didn't get sick either because we both wore masks. So I was very lucky...but I don't press it. But the whole denial thing is real.
Ken Adams
Ken Adams 9 күн мурун
So, he had Covid in August but waited to tell anyone that it's not that bad, after Creepy Joe and his bunch of leftie Fascists were scamed into Office. So, now it's ok to make Jokes about the "deadliest Virus ever". Go figure....
Business Phone
Business Phone 10 күн мурун
Wrong Folkes
Wrong Folkes 10 күн мурун
It appears that Gary hit a slippery slope. I didn’t lose anyone close to home that I know of. Gary if you plan to use this set again. You can also use “Prayer Warriors... COME OUT TO PLAY......” extrapolated from the classic film Warriors.
bigpink pencil
bigpink pencil 7 күн мурун
wtf is up with your picture?
Irish Man
Irish Man 10 күн мурун
I had back in Dec. Now that there are around 27.5 variants of it, I am still worried about catching it again. Lost my brother to it on Dec 4th, so I know it's no joke. I appreciate a good comedian but sometimes things are still to fresh to joke about.
toronto daddy
toronto daddy 5 күн мурун
@Irish Man Exactly. Over 99% die from something else. Not from a coronavirus. Cheers
Irish Man
Irish Man 5 күн мурун
@toronto daddy It's never solely from Covid-19. He also had Pneumonia.
toronto daddy
toronto daddy 5 күн мурун
Your brother was in the 0.0009% that die from it solely.
Flesh Wolves
Flesh Wolves 6 күн мурун
@The Prestriedge 😐😐😐
Starr Davis
Starr Davis 8 күн мурун
That's hard. My sister lost her mom in January. It is too soon
DANNY D 10 күн мурун
Gary Owen The Legend
Pedro Guerrero
Pedro Guerrero 10 күн мурун
Nah Bro, show some respect. This shit real and don’t joke about prayer warriors. Might need some one day. Just saying.
Bruno Silva
Bruno Silva 10 күн мурун
Brian Bechtel
Brian Bechtel 10 күн мурун
When are people going to stop jumping through hoops for this BS... doing shows with social distancing thru the crowd 🤣😂🤣 that was the funniest part. Been losing respect for Gary more and more and anybody that don't like my comment. Go educate yourself on the human body, then try standing up for something once in your life. Or put your mask on a shutup like they want you tooo...
toronto daddy
toronto daddy 5 күн мурун
Shut it child
Brian Bechtel
Brian Bechtel 9 күн мурун
@skye barnes unfortunately I believe we have passed up the possibility of most waking up. Our State mandated education system has helped with that. As it was intended to. Most are heading for the cliff which is where They want most of us. And sadly most will see the cliff coming up, turn and talk about the cliff that is coming, and still walk off of the cliff. So I'm starting to believe they deserve to walk off the cliff. As someone recently pointed out to me, it's no longer about waking up the sheep (although I don't really like that term or conspiracy theorist, I consider myself a realist) it's about waking up your fellow lions! Although there's not many left. And as I write this, I just received an email from Dr. Eric Nepute it appears they have shut his channel down. One of the few doctors that was actually speaking truth and presenting truth and facts to people. Therefore they had to shut him down. Because he wasn't walking towards the cliff...
skye barnes
skye barnes 9 күн мурун
@Brian Bechtel ~ ah yes, we are the conspiracy theorists and extremists bc we question the official narrative. I often ask myself, what will have to happen or how far will “they” have to push ppl before we reach that critical mass of awakening and ppl start pushing back? Guess we are not collectively there yet and have more hoops to jump through before the average joe sees what is happening. It’s quite sad and discouraging but i remain optimistic it will happen. Much love to you and everyone out there
Brian Bechtel
Brian Bechtel 9 күн мурун
@skye barnes well common sense is like a superpower these days. Very few have it! And usually those are the ones that are labeled crazy or a conspiracy theorists. It just blows my mind how people sit back and allow others to tell them what when and how to think. I just don't see it being that hard to figure out. But most just get in line and wait for the next hoop to jump thru...
skye barnes
skye barnes 9 күн мурун
Yes! Thank you. Took me a minute to find someone in the comments that uses common sense and critical thinking, but I found you. Keep speaking truth brother
Terry Cannion
Terry Cannion 10 күн мурун
Plz don't make fun of the prayer warriors cuz we need other people to pray for people like you just saying!🙏
Petlex67 10 күн мурун
Sorry Gary. I love you but this wasn't funny and was quite hurtful. For the ones who lost loved ones, not funny at all. You should be careful. Sounds like you still have breathing and upper respiratory issues. Go home and take care of yourself. It's still not safe
toronto daddy
toronto daddy 5 күн мурун
Lol. Virtue signalling
Fast Cars And Fast Ammo
Fast Cars And Fast Ammo 9 күн мурун
Is it ever safe though? Let’s look at real facts. 2.8 million people died in 2020, 400k was from covid. Is it really safe ever? Anyone could die at anytime for any reason. People die in car crashes every day... I’d be willing to be you have a car. Salmonella kills people every year and I’d put money you eat poultry. The point is that anyone can die for any reason. Don’t get butt hurt just because someone has a different point of view than you. 🤣🤣🤣
Petlex67 9 күн мурун
They say that reading is fundamental
randall love
randall love 10 күн мурун
jokes are jokes .... just say you didn't find it funny.
Petlex67 10 күн мурун
Some things should not be made into jokes
PUT UP, SHUT UP & STAND UP 10 күн мурун
Like my momma always told me, "AssHat," she's say, "Keep your mask on and your bag on..."
Tuanshay Bryant Jr.
Tuanshay Bryant Jr. 10 күн мурун
Can you watch keep your distance comedy on the app?
Tuanshay Bryant Jr.
Tuanshay Bryant Jr. 8 күн мурун
Ok. Ima make sure i get the next one
LaToya Jordan
LaToya Jordan 8 күн мурун
@Tuanshay Bryant Jr. The show is on Fridays nights. The link is good for 24 hours. You can also get the 48 hour link
Tuanshay Bryant Jr.
Tuanshay Bryant Jr. 8 күн мурун
True true. Its jus that i work Saturdays n im not able to watch any other way
LaToya Jordan
LaToya Jordan 8 күн мурун
@Tuanshay Bryant Jr. people wouldn't buy a ticket to the show if they could watch it on the app for $6
Tuanshay Bryant Jr.
Tuanshay Bryant Jr. 8 күн мурун
That sucks. I wanna watch😓😓
La Tasha
La Tasha 10 күн мурун
Nitahugankiss628 10 күн мурун
Lmao too funny!! 😂 🤣
WTDS Channel 13 News
WTDS Channel 13 News 10 күн мурун
Hey that set was fire that crowds trash but that set was fired
bigpink pencil
bigpink pencil 7 күн мурун
there was about 5 people man
La Tasha
La Tasha 10 күн мурун
There's only about 20 ppl there, the laughs sound about right...😏
Dawn Brown
Dawn Brown 10 күн мурун
Can’t wait till you come to Kansas City!!!! MO !!!!
Asia Mmkay
Asia Mmkay 10 күн мурун
Not the prayer warriors 😭
E 10 күн мурун
He bailed on that Magic joke real quick. I thought it would be funny.
emeralds peridot
emeralds peridot 7 күн мурун
@E 😂
RODRICK MYERS 7 күн мурун
Should've seen it live. This was edited.
E 9 күн мурун
@emeralds peridot I figured only two people laugh at the start and someone gave him a look like he bout to die and he was like, 'yeah I just survived covid I ain't riskin this shit today'.
emeralds peridot
emeralds peridot 9 күн мурун
E. Right?! Only he could pull some shit off like this though😂!! 🤷🏽‍♀️ I don't know how!!!🤣
Blake Lyons
Blake Lyons 10 күн мурун
Damn... 99.99% of everything you do and say is funny as shit. I guess this is the 0.001% time you 💣 - and you still sound like you can’t breathe that well. Glad you are back on stage, but COVID might have been the wrong joke to come back with.
bigpink pencil
bigpink pencil 7 күн мурун
why??? it was good.
Andrea Hubb
Andrea Hubb 10 күн мурун
This was such a fantastic set! Make sure y’all pull up to the Keep Your Distance comedy special happening this week ☺️ #StageKrew 🎬🎬🎬
Mitsuo Mits
Mitsuo Mits 10 күн мурун
I need some preah woyass too for each time I step a foot out for grosseries and run errons.
Mitsuo Mits
Mitsuo Mits 6 күн мурун
@C-light hahaha
Mitsuo Mits
Mitsuo Mits 6 күн мурун
@Pamela Johnson yeah, I know, I just tried to go with his funny pronunciation, but thanks anyways :-P
C-light 9 күн мурун
Right? Anytime I spend too much time in a store, I get tested 5 days later. Without fail.
Pamela Johnson
Pamela Johnson 9 күн мурун
Prayer Warriors is what it’s called ✊🏾
Ima Catherine Maia
Ima Catherine Maia 10 күн мурун
Love you man - I hate to burst your bubble, but - they are finding more and more variants all the time. You can still catch it and you can still die... please be careful!
toronto daddy
toronto daddy 5 күн мурун
Lol. I laugh when I see adults who trust politicians and big pharma.
Ima Catherine Maia
Ima Catherine Maia 7 күн мурун
@bigpink pencil not necessarily their efficacy is reduced and even if you have had covid already you still need to have both doses. I'm just saying everyone needs to be careful and you can still spread it to others too so no one should feel invincible
bigpink pencil
bigpink pencil 7 күн мурун
the vaccine works on the variants luckily.
J-Phrygian 10 күн мурун
God I am so mad I didn’t get to watch the replay of this from getting sick 🙃🙃🙃
Matt gaming
Matt gaming 10 күн мурун
king emo
king emo 10 күн мурун
Aldijian Washington
Aldijian Washington 10 күн мурун
Comedy gotta love it😏.
Senku Riruka
Senku Riruka 10 күн мурун
Lol my fault
SirrAlex The Knighted One
SirrAlex The Knighted One 10 күн мурун
If you missed this set on KYD, then you missed how Gary Owens without the S in Owen kilt!
Shane Francis
Shane Francis 10 күн мурун
Good one Gary
ReBelle Fleur
ReBelle Fleur 10 күн мурун
Alright Keep your Distance KevonStage🥰👏🏾
Kenisha Perkins
Kenisha Perkins 10 күн мурун
I know right stepping it up and all
Enya Fire
Enya Fire 10 күн мурун
SirrAlex The Knighted One
SirrAlex The Knighted One 10 күн мурун
Rσииιє Dαякö
Rσииιє Dαякö 10 күн мурун
So the apple cider vinegar ain’t work huh lol
Jazmine Күн мурун
@Shelly Bell 👍
Shelly Bell
Shelly Bell Күн мурун
@Jazmine idgaf
Jazmine Күн мурун
@Shelly Bell that's anecdotal evidence, chief.
Shelly Bell
Shelly Bell Күн мурун
@Jazmine the results are in the pudding. he texted a close friend who gave him a list of supplements to take incase he got covid. no matter how many times you say you need evidence i will point to his results. case close chief
Jazmine 3 күн мурун
@Shelly Bell I mean, you can't really prove that it had any impact on his response to the virus. There may be scientific studies on the effects of acv on covid recovery, but this ain't it chief
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