That morning when you catch COVID but you're trying to convince yourself you don't have it.
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Tyler ForsytheКүн мурун
You can tell he lying bout covid.. nigga what you know that you aint telling us bout this vaccine?? 🤣🤣🤣
The JudgeКүн мурун
Prayer Warriors assemble!!!!!
Journeys In This Crazy WorldКүн мурун
Wow 8 ppl glad y'all all good
spicyc69Күн мурун
I usually find you to be really funny. But this time around, you just sound like an ass man. My cousin got covid and now needs a new heart. Don't be an ass. Be grateful that you did survive it.
Diamond Eubanks3 күн мурун
Man, he wasn't lying! The first day I'm wondering why my head hurts and my food tastes horrible. Day 2 I felt like I was hit by a damn semi truck! Thank God it lasted only 14 days. I feel so bad for long haulers.
Unique Monique3 күн мурун
I'm happy to hear u beat it & doing better. Hope ur family didn't get it.
Rome Yaheard4 күн мурун
😂😂🙌🏽
Cindy Smith4 күн мурун
🤣🤣🤣
Alison Connor5 күн мурун
The parched freckle surprisingly lighten because store precisely knit towards a quick yam. foolish, common alto
Orfalina Meeks5 күн мурун
The Power of Prayer is very Real and Powerful And not stupid. Watch your feet loose your seat mijo... You lucky I like yo funny azz or I would have had to take you to the KING...😏😊😏😊
ak5 күн мурун
Tommy from power does comedy now
GODz Shadow5 күн мурун
Keep Your Distance Comedy.....that was a fun night to watch. PRAYER WARRIORS!!
THE BOX5 күн мурун
GET YOURSELF TOGETHER !!!!!
toronto daddy5 күн мурун
Got c19 last March. Was an extended flu. No loss of taste or smell. Over 83% who get it don't even get a symptom
Madril S5 күн мурун
You know them Magic Johnson phone calls were awkward af. LO
Immortal Beast5 күн мурун
The part about him losing taste killed me lol
Daniel Dan6 күн мурун
Funny dude wish i could see him in San Antonio this weekend. Stay safe yall
Sandra Ifeachor6 күн мурун
Prayer Warriors 🤣🤣🤣
kiatu kichafu6 күн мурун
400k are real numbers, real humans, family who lost their lives, nothing funny....god bless the united states
toronto daddy5 күн мурун
Over 99.001% of them died of something else but had traces of a coronavirus. Pcr tests don't find c19. Cheers
Insert Name Here7 күн мурун
Ur welcome, Gary. I was one of ur prayer warriors😂 (Technically🤔 I prayed for everyone but he was included😂)
william stoliker7 күн мурун
Gary Owens is about as fake as his black accent he purposely appropriates. This dude will talk as white as he has ever been with callen, yet when he does his set he is just as black as he has never been. Where is all my SJDubs?
The Mix3 күн мурун
Wtf are you even talking bout
Dana7 күн мурун
You better find you some prayer warriors. I guess you don't know the community like you think you do. Tread lightly Gary!
Kevin Walker7 күн мурун
Lol I bet he has to carry his Interpreter with him everywhere he goes! Wouldn't fir subtitles nobody could even understand this Poser!!
Zach Mckinney7 күн мурун
Why does he try to sound black sometimes
dj cutarekord8 күн мурун
I HEARD. That whiskey supposed to help destroy the virus. And coconut oil. Peace to you and your family.
Sophie L6 күн мурун
Are you serious? That's a recipe for diarrhea, not a covid cure.
aChosenone828 күн мурун
CDC and the WHO are lying about the numbers so all of a sudden everybody in the world doesn’t believe that the flu exists anymore or that cancer is still killing people to this day or aids or heart attacks or car crashes....all deaths now are suddenly Covid!!!! My wife and I had Covid last year in November and my wife was seven months pregnant and we both made it we had a few symptoms and maybe 8 to 9 days later we were fine. Do not believe the hype of the main stream media!!!!
E M8 күн мурун
I'm a gary fan...Parts of this was funny cause I had covid and could relate. But the part about 400,000 deaths kinda sounded minimizing. Probably wasn't so funny to those who lost loved ones. Timing Bro....Maybe was just too early. Still luv ya though. We all say dumb shit.
toronto daddy5 күн мурун
True c19 deaths are between 25-30 thousand
Smartacles Llama8 күн мурун
Too soon mane. Too soon
Inigo Montoya8 күн мурун
Who threw it? Is my question.
Hmoob Beast8 күн мурун
😂😂😂😂😂
Christina A8 күн мурун
You can get Covid more than once, you can get it even if vaccinated, there is a new and powerful strain. I'm so tired of people with platforms sending out false information or diminishing Covid.
Martin Rodriguez8 күн мурун
I enjoy Gary’s comedy but This isn’t so funny when u have a relative that has passed from Covid!
toronto daddy5 күн мурун
@Martin Rodriguez 0.0003% he died from c19. Educate yourself
Martin Rodriguez5 күн мурун
My cousin died from Covid, so u should educate yourself!
toronto daddy5 күн мурун
Next to nobody has died from c19. Educate yourself
The Prestriedge8 күн мурун
Prayer Warriors AMEN.......
Danny Williams9 күн мурун
I've lost about 10 family members to it mainly older ones....But it was still funny. Gotta have some laughter in life you dont know how long you have.
toronto daddy3 күн мурун
@The Mix lol
The Mix3 күн мурун
@toronto daddy I hope you get it bad
toronto daddy5 күн мурун
@Danny Williams Lol. 0.003% death rate and your family gets 10. Hilarious
Danny Williams5 күн мурун
@toronto daddy 10 family members over a year. They were all old yes all over 70 but slobs no. Watch your mouth keyboard warrior.
toronto daddy5 күн мурун
Lol. 10 family members. Why don't I believe you? We're they all old, day slobs?
Jason Wade9 күн мурун
It's called a cold. Oh my bad flu and cold dont exist anymore. Who wouldn't of thunk that all it would have took is a pandemic to cure the common cold and flu??
Lorrie Brown9 күн мурун
...too soon Gary. You're on a slippery slope. Chicken may come home to roost.
RileyCj9 күн мурун
I had it and I've recovered guys Glory to God ♥️
Darin Cates9 күн мурун
WHITE GUY TALKS LIKE A BLACK DUDE ....... Lame AF
Najah Zenthoefer9 күн мурун
Gary's set had me dying!!!!
Me Me9 күн мурун
You have a 90 day resistance to THE particular variant of COVID that you contracted.
Me Me9 күн мурун
Honest...great. Nonchalant about it.. hm.
KoKo's Kouture Closet9 күн мурун
Damn, normally you have me laughing til it hurts, but this aint it. Those 400k+ people lacked the celebrity and money you have available for the best care. As someone who has lost 2 people to Covid let me keep in 100........ITS TO EARLY! Im sure all people you gave it to will agree. Also, if you are gonna come to the cookout dont mock our prayer warriors, prayer and the prayer of our annointed is all we have most time. Privilege must be nice.
toronto daddy5 күн мурун
Lol 0.03% die from it yet I'd say 50% of sjws online say a relative of theirs dyed from it lol. Foolst
Jaye Johnson8 күн мурун
Agreed, I hit the like button in mid video until he mentioned the fatalities then I disliked
Tanya Martin9 күн мурун
AGREED! This Ain't it Gary. Wow! I might not have looked at you side ways had you just joked about YOUR Covid experience and recovery. You really had THEE audacity to joke about the number of fatalities and make a mockery of PRAYER Warriors and the power of prayer. God spared your life. I guess that's a joke too.....
C-light9 күн мурун
This was funny. comedians can joke about the most serious and morbid situations but still make us laugh. Thanks Gary! Glad you’re still here. By the way, for those who are suffering one way or another because of Covid, we’re with you. Keep heart and stay strong.
Shelle Holley9 күн мурун
I think this is the first time Gary had me laughing and crying at the same time he was funny but I've lost two people close to me to covid-19 and several of my family members actually have it in our battling for their lives right now so while I'm happy for Gary and he makes life of his situation and makes it funny it had me crying for the 400,000 that I can count my number in it but I still love Gary
StephKaye Wilson9 күн мурун
I am a prayer warrior!!! Really offended and disappointed!!
4Knewt9 күн мурун
It's ok. He don't know we got the country through that pandemic. Ask the prayer lines that were opened. We was are serious 🙏🏽🙏🏽🤣
emeralds peridot9 күн мурун
😆 GAAAARRRRRYYYYYY!!!!!!! 😂🤣🤣🤣 Dude what the f*%k is wrong with your crazy ass🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣!!!! The whole time you was doing those lock down videos, you were sick?!?!🤣😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣 Be careful about talking about them Prayer Warriors😂...😏 they do exist and in the spirit realm they do look very much like... Braveheartish only better 😉!!! I love how you have a way of saying ANYTHING & it be funny as hell 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣!!!! 🤷🏽♀️ How do you do it?!?! ONLY YOU GARY, ONLY YOU 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🤭🤣🤣🤣🤣!!!!!!😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣⚰
mrslst9119 күн мурун
😂😂🎬🎬🎬
Mr. Loud9 күн мурун
This kyd special was the shit. You did your thing GO
Shantelle Mcclinton9 күн мурун
God is not to be Mocked. #sorrynotsorryeverythingisnotajoke
bigpink pencil7 күн мурун
everything is to be mocked
Fast Cars And Fast Ammo9 күн мурун
You’re fun at parties.
Justin Ferriman9 күн мурун
This set is super good Gary! I know it's still in the works as it's not *quite* as tight as your other material (yet)... and it's still missing that gut-punch joke you always include in your stories. But still, it was funny!
WorkCanWait9 күн мурун
Too soon
Chad Glover9 күн мурун
Yo! This is funny as HELL! I need a word with the 55 who gave this a thumbs down..why tho?
Miss Jonz9 күн мурун
Prayer warriors 😂🤣😂🤣😂😅😂
B-Town CHILL9 күн мурун
👍🏿👍🏿 😁😁 💪🏿✊🏿
Theomite9 күн мурун
He ain't lyin' all that much. I didn't lose my olfactory senses for 5 days so I thought I had a sinus infection. Then day 6 hit and it knocked my ass out. Thankfully, I still wore my mask everywhere so I didn't infect anybody. The one close contact I had didn't get sick either because we both wore masks. So I was very lucky...but I don't press it. But the whole denial thing is real.
Ken Adams9 күн мурун
So, he had Covid in August but waited to tell anyone that it's not that bad, after Creepy Joe and his bunch of leftie Fascists were scamed into Office. So, now it's ok to make Jokes about the "deadliest Virus ever". Go figure....
Business Phone10 күн мурун
Excellent!
Wrong Folkes10 күн мурун
It appears that Gary hit a slippery slope. I didn’t lose anyone close to home that I know of. Gary if you plan to use this set again. You can also use “Prayer Warriors... COME OUT TO PLAY......” extrapolated from the classic film Warriors.
bigpink pencil7 күн мурун
wtf is up with your picture?
Irish Man10 күн мурун
I had back in Dec. Now that there are around 27.5 variants of it, I am still worried about catching it again. Lost my brother to it on Dec 4th, so I know it's no joke. I appreciate a good comedian but sometimes things are still to fresh to joke about.
toronto daddy5 күн мурун
@Irish Man Exactly. Over 99% die from something else. Not from a coronavirus. Cheers
Irish Man5 күн мурун
@toronto daddy It's never solely from Covid-19. He also had Pneumonia.
toronto daddy5 күн мурун
Your brother was in the 0.0009% that die from it solely.
Flesh Wolves6 күн мурун
@The Prestriedge 😐😐😐
Starr Davis8 күн мурун
That's hard. My sister lost her mom in January. It is too soon
DANNY D10 күн мурун
Gary Owen The Legend
Pedro Guerrero10 күн мурун
Nah Bro, show some respect. This shit real and don’t joke about prayer warriors. Might need some one day. Just saying.
Bruno Silva10 күн мурун
LOOOOOL
Brian Bechtel10 күн мурун
When are people going to stop jumping through hoops for this BS... doing shows with social distancing thru the crowd 🤣😂🤣 that was the funniest part. Been losing respect for Gary more and more and anybody that don't like my comment. Go educate yourself on the human body, then try standing up for something once in your life. Or put your mask on a shutup like they want you tooo...
toronto daddy5 күн мурун
Shut it child
Brian Bechtel9 күн мурун
@skye barnes unfortunately I believe we have passed up the possibility of most waking up. Our State mandated education system has helped with that. As it was intended to. Most are heading for the cliff which is where They want most of us. And sadly most will see the cliff coming up, turn and talk about the cliff that is coming, and still walk off of the cliff. So I'm starting to believe they deserve to walk off the cliff. As someone recently pointed out to me, it's no longer about waking up the sheep (although I don't really like that term or conspiracy theorist, I consider myself a realist) it's about waking up your fellow lions! Although there's not many left. And as I write this, I just received an email from Dr. Eric Nepute it appears they have shut his channel down. One of the few doctors that was actually speaking truth and presenting truth and facts to people. Therefore they had to shut him down. Because he wasn't walking towards the cliff...
skye barnes9 күн мурун
@Brian Bechtel ~ ah yes, we are the conspiracy theorists and extremists bc we question the official narrative. I often ask myself, what will have to happen or how far will “they” have to push ppl before we reach that critical mass of awakening and ppl start pushing back? Guess we are not collectively there yet and have more hoops to jump through before the average joe sees what is happening. It’s quite sad and discouraging but i remain optimistic it will happen. Much love to you and everyone out there
Brian Bechtel9 күн мурун
@skye barnes well common sense is like a superpower these days. Very few have it! And usually those are the ones that are labeled crazy or a conspiracy theorists. It just blows my mind how people sit back and allow others to tell them what when and how to think. I just don't see it being that hard to figure out. But most just get in line and wait for the next hoop to jump thru...
skye barnes9 күн мурун
Yes! Thank you. Took me a minute to find someone in the comments that uses common sense and critical thinking, but I found you. Keep speaking truth brother
Terry Cannion10 күн мурун
Plz don't make fun of the prayer warriors cuz we need other people to pray for people like you just saying!🙏
Petlex6710 күн мурун
Sorry Gary. I love you but this wasn't funny and was quite hurtful. For the ones who lost loved ones, not funny at all. You should be careful. Sounds like you still have breathing and upper respiratory issues. Go home and take care of yourself. It's still not safe
toronto daddy5 күн мурун
Lol. Virtue signalling
Fast Cars And Fast Ammo9 күн мурун
Is it ever safe though? Let’s look at real facts. 2.8 million people died in 2020, 400k was from covid. Is it really safe ever? Anyone could die at anytime for any reason. People die in car crashes every day... I’d be willing to be you have a car. Salmonella kills people every year and I’d put money you eat poultry. The point is that anyone can die for any reason. Don’t get butt hurt just because someone has a different point of view than you. 🤣🤣🤣
Petlex679 күн мурун
They say that reading is fundamental
randall love10 күн мурун
jokes are jokes .... just say you didn't find it funny.
Petlex6710 күн мурун
Some things should not be made into jokes
PUT UP, SHUT UP & STAND UP10 күн мурун
Like my momma always told me, "AssHat," she's say, "Keep your mask on and your bag on..."
Tuanshay Bryant Jr.10 күн мурун
Can you watch keep your distance comedy on the app?
Tuanshay Bryant Jr.8 күн мурун
Ok. Ima make sure i get the next one
LaToya Jordan8 күн мурун
@Tuanshay Bryant Jr. The show is on Fridays nights. The link is good for 24 hours. You can also get the 48 hour link
Tuanshay Bryant Jr.8 күн мурун
True true. Its jus that i work Saturdays n im not able to watch any other way
LaToya Jordan8 күн мурун
@Tuanshay Bryant Jr. people wouldn't buy a ticket to the show if they could watch it on the app for $6
Tuanshay Bryant Jr.8 күн мурун
That sucks. I wanna watch😓😓
La Tasha10 күн мурун
🎬🎬🎬🎬🎬
Nitahugankiss62810 күн мурун
Lmao too funny!! 😂 🤣
WTDS Channel 13 News10 күн мурун
Hey that set was fire that crowds trash but that set was fired
bigpink pencil7 күн мурун
there was about 5 people man
La Tasha10 күн мурун
There's only about 20 ppl there, the laughs sound about right...😏
Dawn Brown10 күн мурун
Can’t wait till you come to Kansas City!!!! MO !!!!
Asia Mmkay10 күн мурун
Not the prayer warriors 😭
E10 күн мурун
He bailed on that Magic joke real quick. I thought it would be funny.
emeralds peridot7 күн мурун
@E 😂
RODRICK MYERS7 күн мурун
Should've seen it live. This was edited.
E9 күн мурун
@emeralds peridot I figured only two people laugh at the start and someone gave him a look like he bout to die and he was like, 'yeah I just survived covid I ain't riskin this shit today'.
emeralds peridot9 күн мурун
E. Right?! Only he could pull some shit off like this though😂!! 🤷🏽♀️ I don't know how!!!🤣
Blake Lyons10 күн мурун
Damn... 99.99% of everything you do and say is funny as shit. I guess this is the 0.001% time you 💣 - and you still sound like you can’t breathe that well. Glad you are back on stage, but COVID might have been the wrong joke to come back with.
bigpink pencil7 күн мурун
why??? it was good.
Andrea Hubb10 күн мурун
This was such a fantastic set! Make sure y’all pull up to the Keep Your Distance comedy special happening this week ☺️ #StageKrew 🎬🎬🎬
Mitsuo Mits10 күн мурун
I need some preah woyass too for each time I step a foot out for grosseries and run errons.
Mitsuo Mits6 күн мурун
@C-light hahaha
Mitsuo Mits6 күн мурун
@Pamela Johnson yeah, I know, I just tried to go with his funny pronunciation, but thanks anyways :-P
C-light9 күн мурун
Right? Anytime I spend too much time in a store, I get tested 5 days later. Without fail.
Pamela Johnson9 күн мурун
Prayer Warriors is what it’s called ✊🏾
Ima Catherine Maia10 күн мурун
Love you man - I hate to burst your bubble, but - they are finding more and more variants all the time. You can still catch it and you can still die... please be careful!
toronto daddy5 күн мурун
Lol. I laugh when I see adults who trust politicians and big pharma.
Ima Catherine Maia7 күн мурун
@bigpink pencil not necessarily their efficacy is reduced and even if you have had covid already you still need to have both doses. I'm just saying everyone needs to be careful and you can still spread it to others too so no one should feel invincible
bigpink pencil7 күн мурун
the vaccine works on the variants luckily.
J-Phrygian10 күн мурун
God I am so mad I didn’t get to watch the replay of this from getting sick 🙃🙃🙃
Matt gaming10 күн мурун
Lol
king emo10 күн мурун
Lol
Aldijian Washington10 күн мурун
Comedy gotta love it😏.
Senku Riruka10 күн мурун
Lol my fault
SirrAlex The Knighted One10 күн мурун
If you missed this set on KYD, then you missed how Gary Owens without the S in Owen kilt!
Shane Francis10 күн мурун
Good one Gary
ReBelle Fleur10 күн мурун
Alright Keep your Distance KevonStage🥰👏🏾
Kenisha Perkins10 күн мурун
I know right stepping it up and all
Enya Fire10 күн мурун
Damn
SirrAlex The Knighted One10 күн мурун
🎬🎬🎬🎬🎬🎬🎬🎬
Rσииιє Dαякö10 күн мурун
So the apple cider vinegar ain’t work huh lol
JazmineКүн мурун
@Shelly Bell 👍
Shelly BellКүн мурун
@Jazmine idgaf
JazmineКүн мурун
@Shelly Bell that's anecdotal evidence, chief.
Shelly BellКүн мурун
@Jazmine the results are in the pudding. he texted a close friend who gave him a list of supplements to take incase he got covid. no matter how many times you say you need evidence i will point to his results. case close chief
Jazmine3 күн мурун
@Shelly Bell I mean, you can't really prove that it had any impact on his response to the virus. There may be scientific studies on the effects of acv on covid recovery, but this ain't it chief