"The healthiest turd you eva seen in yo life" 💀🤣💪🏾💪🏾💪🏾💪🏾

Why are his pants his tight??? 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

Glad you made it through.

You got fans in SA bro, much love

My husband (gary's look-a-like) and I were there at the 11:30pm show!!! We drove from Austin! We had a blast!! We really needed that laugh! Thank u Gary... It was a rough week!

I went to his show. I almost peed myself laughing so hard! Thanks for the laughs Gary.

😂😂😂😂😂

Gary, what is wrong with you?

First you got stuck in Houston, now San Antonio? Boy, you need to leave Texas now!

Gary is the hardest working comedian out here!

Gary Silly AF. 😂

Eww I can smell it 🤣😷🤮

Hey I'm in san Antonio wya

Good shit Gray

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🤣🤣🤣🤣Ted Cruz was like; "No water, no power..no problem". Hola,Como estas. And I'm out! Holla🤣🤣

If Ted f%cking Cruz and his neighbors can go to Cancun Mexico in a COVID-19 pandemic while HIS state is having a weather disaster than Gary Owen can have a show. Shut up Karen.

When he talked about sounding like Chewbacca and having ALL the parasites I lost it🤣

🤣🤣🤣🤣 this is the funniest shit I've seen in a long time🤣🤣🤣🤣

I'm dying laughing he is always been hilarious

Gary, love you. Thank you for all the laughs. It really helps even if we are all in this together

You is just too funny "LIKE WHAT"🤣

Love ❤️ you Gary

What is the point of posting if you going to end it out your cursing when you curse a lot

This dude poured Muscle Milk down the toilet bruh I dieeeed 🤣🤣🤣

Can Gary Owen can create a stand up w/out race jokes? #challenge

Watched the last show on Sunday and both guys brought it!!!! Awesome show in San Antonio.💯 #RodneyEdwardRandall. Ho!

This shit funny as hell, it you live in Texas yall could relate. Dont be an IG Karen

Your It sir!!!!

Respect.

WE LOVE YOU HERE IN SAN ANTONIO TX AND TY FOR THE LOVE. YOU MADE ARE NIGHT WE NEEDED IT💞🤟 30%🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👊🤙🤟

This was great!!! Hilarious!!

It's Gary Owen , stop with the S peeps!! Go Braves!

the 6 that dislike this. Get a life. Gary keep doing your thing bro.

Lol! Old Navy creates floaters! That's just swell!

Lmao

Bless up Gary Owens! You turned this tragedy into comic gold! Big ups to the 30% who got to see it!

They need to have Gary Owen on longer video cause he be so funny

I love Gary Owen he is very funny he makes me laugh .

Love gray Owens hope ur doing well down there

I’m crying 😂😂😂😂💀💀

Lol the senator jokes lol

How come nobody has ever said that the kid from were the millers is gary owens love child. Is it me or has anyone else seen this shit

Did you hear me or what?? Lol.

💀🤣 OMG I took a shower like there was no tomorrow! He’ll my entire family did lol

Busted Ted Cruz's use;ess, worthless ass! LMAO!🤣🤣🤣

As always #Gary funny as hell! I know these days with it being so racial ! Even if you & your wife gets a divorce !😳(hope that never happens) but if it did your still my Honorary soul brother 😂

😀😃😄😁😆😅🤣🤣😂🙂🙃😉😉😇😊

Like i said God sure do love Gary. And you live to tell us about Gary and The Pandemic Texas Snow Storm. Funny🤣🤣🤣😄

Right when I dropped a duce lol 😂😂😂

Someone need to tell him the bucket 🪣 trick. He just needed some snow or clear out the ice machine and melt that ‘ish

Yeeeee yeeee SA !!!!

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